Cats as a time device.
Greetings fellow travellers,
Made a breakthrough the other day, here it is. Everyday we feed our cat at 5pm, at 4:30 everyday she would start reminding you it's almost time to feed her. 4:30 without fail.
The genius Idea I had was to start feeding her ten minutes earlier.
The result:
Everyday the cat lets us know when it's 4:20. without fail.
Took around 2 weeks for her body clock to align but yeah it's awesome.
p.s. I must add that we didnt shift the 420 ritual for daylight savings. we need to do this still. will take while to reprogramme jezebel for daylight savings.


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1 comment postedI've made a Beer alarm clock.
Its quite simple and effective, once you have it tuned that is ;)
Method:
Drink a few beers quickly a couple hours before you should be in bed (about 4-6 beers in 2 hours should do it).
This is quite enjoyable and will also help you sleep.
The mad-jix werks while your sleeping ;)
In about 5-6 hours your beer will be processed and due to the sheer volume you will wake up early with a raging piss-fat and will have to get out of bed.
Ta-daaah! it worked.
Regards,
teh Peril.
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